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one-eyed-royal:

You’re not killing yourself anytime soon.

You’re still talking to me?

Yes. Not so surprisingly. 

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: saocore)

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bustyprospitflorist:

madamesnowman:

bustyprospitflorist:

madamesnowman:

It’s a cute name. I like it.

Fitting for you.

Thanks. So how’re you this evenin’, Madame?

I’m doing alright. Childishly excited because I’m about to purchase a turtle. Very, very soon.

Turtle eh? I used to find those lil’ guys all around at me old job. Hell, I still sometimes find em in me gardens here. Cute lil’ devils, they are.

I just love turtles. You will often find me posting about my love for turtles and everything about them.

I’m also a little exhausted at the moment, and trying not to just completely begin to ramble on about turtles. So moving on.
What sort of flowers grow in your garden?

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bustyprospitflorist:

madamesnowman:

It’s a cute name. I like it.

Fitting for you.

Thanks. So how’re you this evenin’, Madame?

I’m doing alright. Childishly excited because I’m about to purchase a turtle. Very, very soon.

ask me questions based on movie genres!!

ACTION:
1. have you ever gotten into a physical fight?
2. have you ever tried to escape from home?
3. have you ever saved anyone's life?
4. have you ever been in a car accident?
5. have you ever broken a bone?
ROMANCE:
6. do you hope to get married?
7. do you plan on having kids?
8. do you like anyone right now?
9. have you ever cried over someone you liked before?
10. hugs or kisses?
HORROR:
11. do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
12. have you ever had a "paranormal" experience?
13. what's your biggest fear?
14. are you scared of the dark?
15. how often do you have nightmares?
COMEDY:
16. have you ever laughed so hard your chest started to hurt?
17. when was the last time you laughed to the point of tears, and what happened to cause it?
18. is it easy to make you laugh?
19. what's something you find funny that most people don't think is funny?
20. have you ever told a joke no one laughed at?

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madamesnowman:

bustyprospitflorist:

madamesnowman:

..My father’s a florist. Maybe you should go talk to him.

Maybe I don’t want ta. Eitha way, name’s Bernie, Miss.

Something we can both agree on.

And Bernie. That’s an interesting name. I take it you gave it to yourself and dropped the two letter title associated with most carapaces.

Obviously. My full name’s Bernice, rather prefer the shortened way though.

It’s a cute name. I like it.

Fitting for you.

one-eyed-dunkass:

dignitary pls
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